Thursday, 18 December 2008

shoe woe

I was amazed by the iraqi journos arm and precision. Both the shoes took the same trajectory and was right in the face of the president.

Mr. Bush and his dumbass grin was a treat in itself. I think those shoes should be at the louvre. I also heard that a saudi business man was willing to pay a huge sum of money for those shoes. Some 10 million usd or so, and i thought the last pair i bought was expensive.

Sunday, 7 December 2008

Mr.Naqvi. Gaylord Fucker !

i think Mr. Naqvi is gay, he is still in the closet and will take time to reveal himself. But he is getting there. I think he is starting to get jealous of the women in their finery. He can stand it. He blames the higher powers for making him so hairy and unwomanly and weeps his eyes red when he stands infront of the mirror adjusting his cross dressed body.

Nothing else would really explain his low EQ.

Monday, 1 December 2008

kerela chief minister

Every horror movie has its comedians. And in the case of the 26/11 attacks, it was provided by Mr.Achuanandan, who was chased away like he was begging for food. It is the most hilarious thing i have seen in a freaking long time. I almost died laughing.
The chief ministers come back by insulting the family of the brave soldeir was uncalled for. Man, oldies need to learn to take a joke

Thursday, 27 November 2008

Bombay Burns ! Joker's prophecy is true !

The all 'dead joker' from Batman , prophesised that bring in an anarchy in an organised society and have fun watching the chaos. So damn true in Mumbai. What we need next is to disrupt the organised life of terrorists across the border and bring anarchy in there lives. KILL THEM ALL !

we need to be so Ruthless in what we do about this that when a 16 year old is recruited to terrorise, he also visualises his parents,relatives and friends burn in front on them !

Tuesday, 25 November 2008


I watched dostana yesterday, and i thought parts of it were funny enuff. But the thougth i left with were that of a Shipa shetty vs priyanka chopra. Age cannot be beaten by any levels of workout. Age shows, and it hampers everything, sexuality , sensuality everything.

And i am almost there.. the big 3 0 ....i need to hit a gym

Thursday, 13 November 2008


For women, love is a requirement, it is a part of the security that love usually provides. For men its a factor of chance. The higher the probabilty of falling in love, the lower the actual interest.

So in a perfect relationship for a Man, he would like to meet his muse every day for the first time. The women want exactly the opposite. Thus marriage is a joke.

Tuesday, 11 November 2008

Bond "ed"

Quantum of Solace sucks ! More over bond has changed. There was a time when bond used to escorted to the best of parties with the finest of women. He used to never wrinkle his tux, used to play videos games and visit casinos, now that's a bond who is dearer to me. Now what remains of this character, is a guy trying to make a living. Getting tortured and free failling. I am not sure if any of the kids would now want to be in secret service after seeing this.

Bond ka khane ke vande ho gaye hai !!!

Saturday, 8 November 2008


As everybody supports obama, entralled in the charm he oozes, he shall dissapoint. His uncalled response on the nuclear policy of Iran, his calling on the military allies and not other partners in world leaders confirms that he is more Americanised than anybody can possibly imagine.

This in a way proves that the soul which is considerably pure in a black man has no part to play in a mans character. You are just a product of the surroundings in which you have been developed.

Wednesday, 29 October 2008

Dud !

I don think the reason why everybody is not celebrating Diwali the way they should is because of a recession. I think it is because we are all losing and lacking, faith. And by this line of reasoning, the recession is somewhat fueled by a lack of faith.

Ahem !

Thursday, 23 October 2008

Manhood !

The main point of contention in a man's ego, is to lose a woman to a guy with a bigger Penis, because he feels that he fails is woman every day in not being able to satisfy her, at least the way he thinks he should or in the way he thinks the other guy would. This breeds jealousy and thus destroys a relationship.

Yeah yeah yeah ! Its all about how big you are !


The Best conversation you will ever have is with a stranger. Someone who is clueless about your existence and worries. Someone who is looking to find you inside. This automatically excites you, it always makes you want to reveal much more than you do to your close ones. This someone could be someone you would meet in your travels, someone who was there near you but remained a stranger.

But the sad part is, you will never have a proper conversation ( a good one) with someone who you really know.